Death cough turned out to be walking pnemonia I just slept nearly twenty hours time release medicine and I don't get along

man cannot live by coffee alone, he must occasionally drink tea

would like to be watching fraggle rock right now

Is a teacher again.

I have been on cmu campus for 25 mins and have already seen 9 dilbert dolls in random places

Why does every movie i have seen in the past week have to be about death?

Missing family but glad for true friends here

Cleaning house

From cab calloway's hepster's dictionary 1937 "got your glasses on" : knowing who your friends are.

Stewing tomatos

"i think i just pulled my hamstring in my eyelid"

The whole ghetto just came over

Cant believe i just quoted the disney channel

Putting one peanut in a bag of chocolates does not make it trailmix