man cannot live by coffee alone, he must occasionally drink tea

would like to be watching fraggle rock right now

Is a teacher again.

I have been on cmu campus for 25 mins and have already seen 9 dilbert dolls in random places

Why does every movie i have seen in the past week have to be about death?

Missing family but glad for true friends here

Cleaning house

From cab calloway's hepster's dictionary 1937 "got your glasses on" : knowing who your friends are.

Stewing tomatos

"i think i just pulled my hamstring in my eyelid"

The whole ghetto just came over

Cant believe i just quoted the disney channel

Putting one peanut in a bag of chocolates does not make it trailmix

Its been a long time since things were as simple as read a bunch of stories get a book it pin and a pizza party

Just got a blister sharpening pencils who knew

Tough both my mom is the toughest cookie and this tough

Biz markie is on yo gabba gabba weird

Being sick plus low blood sugar plus puking on laptop equals bad

Layover in wilmington for the next 3 hour and bus station is locked thank goodness for chef boyardee ravioli in my bag

Kernal panic

Whats up with thrift stores suddenly raising prices 4x?

I just realized the kids on saved by the bell graduated when i did

Just ate an entire jar of applesauce

At least it wasnt a chicken

Has anyone else noticed that eddie murphy looked older as a young man than he does today maybe he is dorian gray

Watching randy pausch the last lecture holy moly

We are looking at spaces outside of southside if u werd relocating would you pick braddock or lawrencville?

Stupid rain always showing up and washing away the chubacabras

What a waste

They were soldiers once and young and today we remember them

Stupid chupacabras always show up and eat everything

Listening to 1039 smoothed out slap happy hours the only green day album i really liked

Whatchu talkin bout gary colman

Anyone have any experience with plasmacare although they may not take me cause of hypoglycemia

Demolition work today i may get to do some roofing if it clears up money is good because i owe

Its a nice day for a weird wedding congrats

Good to see you terry burns

Is addicted to pbs

There is no home like place

Spent quite a few hours at the dmv today

Wwsbd? What would stephen baldwin do?

Thinks his tonsils may be plotting against him

Someone on my block is playing sitar

3 spybots 1 virus ugh i miss my mac

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May you live in interesting times

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Inconvenient super power idea the daddy mack a straight man with the ability to instantly attract only his friends fathers

The cheese stands alone

weird the emotion was invented at cmu in 1980 : ;) :(

i don't font anybody else when i think about you i text myself

"no matter what you do no matter what you say a movie has gotten there first"

My nose is red and i look a little orange i think i may have the er ni virus