From cab calloway's hepster's dictionary 1937 "got your glasses on" : knowing who your friends are.

Stewing tomatos

"i think i just pulled my hamstring in my eyelid"

The whole ghetto just came over

Cant believe i just quoted the disney channel

Putting one peanut in a bag of chocolates does not make it trailmix

Its been a long time since things were as simple as read a bunch of stories get a book it pin and a pizza party

Just got a blister sharpening pencils who knew

Tough both my mom is the toughest cookie and this tough

Biz markie is on yo gabba gabba weird

Being sick plus low blood sugar plus puking on laptop equals bad